i want a hot body but i also want hot wings
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
#do no harm but take no shit
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
My friend yesterday was like “You have a really interesting style. It’s like a mixture between Johnny Depp and Ellen Degeneres.” I’m like pirate chic.
I DIDN’T GET IT AND THEN I DID
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.