espionage

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
Anonymous

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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Dylan O’Brien accepting Breakthrough Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards