schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "
"Dad you named me after a girl."
“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
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